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post-emo

An emo kid that finally developed the testicular fortitude to actually kill themselves instead of whining about how unfair their life is.
"dude, did you hear the Brett killed himself?"

"Brett the emo kid?"

"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."
by roachez February 9, 2008
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Emo teenager

Used to wrongly harass teenagers with life difficulties displaying this to the world. These people should be respected, far more than for example the guy who wrote the definition above this.
I'm a jackass lacking moral fiber, and I can't think for myself or feel for others and instead my monkeybrain think it's a good idea to join in on the trend of bullying emo teenagers.
by Some Guy 3948739582 October 25, 2018
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emo sex

when some one else cuts you
"you're so good at emo sex, i'm glade i lost my emo virginityto you"
by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009
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emo boy

A male usually aged 14-19 who is too weak and feels as if the world hates him so he cuts himself and listens to music that in later years blows his eardrums out and makes him deaf. Emo boys usually dress as if they don't care how they look but in reality they wake up 6 hours early in the morning to get ready for the day. Emo boys try to make themselves look as if they are the "perfect" boyfriends when in reality they trick females into dating them just to get into their pants.

Emo boys love the taste of blood and before they go to bed they usually cut themselves and cry in their pillows about how bad their life is when in reality they have it better than 70% of the United States population. Emo boys also never cut their hair and wear it to one side, they look like little kids whos balls haven't dropped.
Emo Boy: "I hate life, I hate myself, I hate my parents, I hate everything that moves."

Normal Guy: Shut the fuck up you queer.

Emo Boy: "Cries"
by BiPolarBear18 December 17, 2008
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emo kid

an angsty teenager who is lightly depressed and bored that seeks attention by becoming emo or scene.

their subculture can easily be summed up as:
diet punk + diet goth = emo
an emo kid is usually seen wearing: dyed black hair in a style that usually covers one eye or 1/4 of the face, tight emo band t-shirt, tight jeans, converse or old school vans, thick eyeliner, a lip ring, thick dorky glasses weather they need them or not, scarf even when it's hot outside, jelly bracelets, ect.

their favorite activities are mostly: sulking, cutting self with a lame attempt at hiding it, writing melancholy poetry or songs, complaining, crying, being ultra sensitive and melodramatic, listening to emo music, going to emo concerts and acting like they don't want to be there, suffering from a broken heart, taking weird angled photos of themselves looking away from the camera and then posting them on their myspace profile, claiming to be original or being emo before everyone else thought it was cool and became emo themselves, hates their so-called boring lives, claiming no one understands them, ect.
by Zoë [Strange Anti-Social] September 19, 2008
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emo wankers

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool
Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.
by Burrett July 6, 2005
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Emo Takeover

Emo is a disease that is slowly taking over the american society. An emo is a person who claims to be in touch with their emotions but is actually a person who gains sexual pleasure from having intercourse with females who's arms are all slashed up. An emo can be reconized by their famous mating call: The Bitch or The Whine. They can also be reconized by the poor choice of clothing they wear.
Emo's commonly gather at a place called myspace.
I'd rather dress up in a Ku Klux Klan outfit and march around Detroit then join that faggoty Myspace.

The Emo Takeover can only be handled with another holocaust.
by Brent S September 1, 2006
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