Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.

"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"

by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020

djonko

Ancient history had fortold that there would one day be a mythical plant. When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen.
Nowadays they call this a djonko.
Djonko is life.
Djonko is love.

When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen. Our prime ancestors later defined this plant as a djonko.

by DemonLordFluffy September 18, 2020

Donkey

A partisan Democrat with severe ignorance and an overinflated sense of confidence

“This donkey thinks coyotes are actually animals that illegal aliens ride in on”

by npcOtter October 24, 2020

Donkey

an American professional basketball player, who plays as the starting PF for the Golden State Warriors.

@NickB414: Draymond Green look like Donkey from Shrek

by hiimking November 5, 2020

Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.

At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever

by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020

donkeyhonk

the art of lying on your back and pushing your pelvis up to the ceiling repetitively.

we donkeyhonked at the party

by gracekatlol1208 October 1, 2020