Cheese Club

When you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it's also a fun way to enjoy your whiz

Me: Hey Kevin, wanna come over after school and join our Cheese Club?
Kevin: What's that?
Me: There Will be free Cheese Whiz, that's all you need to know.
Kevin: You had me at whiz!!

by CheeseWhizie July 31, 2017

Ass Cheese

When you nut into a chicks bootypipe, and don't clean it up and it Curdles and the remaining cum, and ass sweat is Ass Cheese.

Guy:"Hey baby wanna make some ass cheese"
Girl: "what's that?"
Guy: "bend over and find out"

by GucciWank. August 19, 2017

Cutting the cheese

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018

mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.

Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.

by Shay Dee June 20, 2018

cheese through

To rush through something quickly without much care

I have to cheese through this long-ass mission before I'm done

by Talmid June 5, 2018

Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

by john bull May 22, 2003