Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

chris mulvehill

The man the myth the legend chris Mulvehill is a top knock dude. He has the looks the pecks the abs and the that big black cock. No seriously it’s fucking massive. He would fuck you up quicker than a mongoose. This nigga got a big booty baby. Uh uh.

Oh wee mama that chris Mulvehill did me good last night with that flex tape

by My nigga Tom May 28, 2018

Chris

The type of person that will be your best friend in the beginning and by the end will leave you wondering what you did wrong and then act like you never existed or that he/she cared. Also only be around for his happiness not yours and he not a real man because he won’t own up to his shit.

Wow Chris is my best friend I’m so lucky to have her

by Dinosaurlover.21 January 26, 2019

Chris and Rachael

The most real definition of true love! When their friendship is so strong and they enjoy each others company! They are lovers and friends! He makes her laugh so much! They are playful and fun and flirty! The most perfect relationship that almost feels too good to be true! The pinch me I’m in a fairytale kind of love! The intimacy is out of this world! They were made for each other in the bedroom and the most passion one can experience! He makes her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world! He loves her well and she loves him hard! Just the thought of him makes her cheeks tingle! She falls more and more in love with him every single day! The made for each other kind of love! You can be guaranteed a lifetime of happiness! Love knows no bounds for her and she will always love him with everything she’s got!

You’re so lucky, you have a love like Chris and Rachael!

I want a Chris and Rachael kind of love!

by IIIIIIIllllllIIIIII March 19, 2024

Chris

Laid back most of the time but always down to fuck some shit up. (ESPECIALLY in bed)
Guys wanna be his friend, girls wanna get in his bed.

“Aye, call Chris and let’s go fuck some shit up.”
“Chris is daddy”

by That one bank lady January 8, 2020

chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON

chris the curly wurly LOVES CURLY WURLY

by anonymous May 10, 2024