number 2 pencil

best pencil

"If you don't use a number 2 pencil then, you get a zero."

by 987654321-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 November 19, 2022

Shaggy 2 dope

Half of the psychopathic duo of insane clown posse, and a really sexy dude😉

Did you hear about shaggy 2 dope jump kicking Fred Durst?

by ClownDawg October 14, 2020

Season 2 Switcharoo

The Season 2 Switcharoo is an ideological bait and switch.

When a Television series avoids taking political positions and focuses on good story and characters in it's first season only to go full on current year politics in follow up seasons.

The writers and producers know that people want to be entertained not preached at. So they lure people in, get them invested with an apolitical high quality first season and only to then start beating them over the head with their Ideology in season 2 onwards.

Example:
Hot new Science fiction series

Season 1: A thoughtful space opera dealing First contact and how different people deal with the ramifications.

It's apolitical focused on telling an interesting story and set pieces & people love it.

Season 2: Black Lesbians dealing with racism and homophobia in SPAAAAAACEEEE.

Its character focused merely as a thinly veiled excuse for the writers room to beat you over the head with their political beliefs. Audience dislikes it more than likes it.

Season 3: Cancelled after 4 episodes.

"Dammit I really liked that show/movie but they went and pulled a Season 2 Switcharoo and now its unwatchable."

by TheSpazFromRainman March 25, 2021

2 by 4 pretty

a term used to describe a very ugly person usually a female. implying that they look as if hit way hard in the face with a 2x4

"man I had ta bounce out early, that chick was 2 by 4 pretty"

by DeMonToyZ June 4, 2014

2 Jews and a lie

The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.

"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."

by Doctor Goondis April 15, 2019

2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.

Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.

by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017

2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017