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Flash Porn

Just enough porn: one or two scenes. Because nobody is watching porn for the storyline.
I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.
by BluLemonade October 12, 2025
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Super Porn

Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.
I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!
by chakalakacool July 20, 2022
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porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.
"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.
by applejackspeople October 18, 2023
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Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
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Porn

The one thing every kids seen once(or will)
Jimmy did I just find porn on your phone
by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018
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Porn

“I was scratching my balls and suddenly got horny so I watched some porn”
by Ur dad123456789 January 5, 2021
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Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
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