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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
mugGet the taking a schmidtmug.

take a vid

a threatening kind of guy asking a girl out and he likes ur uncle has shingles and he is a granny tranny
Griffin- “Tell her i like her, take a vid.”
by bdnd June 15, 2022
mugGet the take a vidmug.

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money
Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!
by THE desney :) May 20, 2024
mugGet the take someones dog daymug.

Take-off

1. The moment when a mind-altering substance begins to act in one's system.

2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.
Dude, you'll definitely take-off before you finish smoking that giant blunt.
by m-fun December 15, 2019
mugGet the Take-offmug.

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.
"I ended up taking a clit last night."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
mugGet the taking a clitmug.

They tell us not to take you seriously

Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."

Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
mugGet the They tell us not to take you seriouslymug.

take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy

The act of taking a “toke” out of a bong or any smoke related activity.
Friend 1: Yo man you tryna take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy before I pour it?

Friend 2: yeah bro lemme get a hit of that shit
by THAxMUFFINxMANx October 6, 2022
mugGet the take a tizzy/tizzy bizzymug.

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