porn barbie

Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.

She's such a porn barbie.

by Pornbarbie March 15, 2016

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018

Porn

It destroys you it makes you feel insecured, depressed, stressed, and feel like no one loves you. Porn destroy yo ur love interest once you watch it once you can’t stop again

porn has destroyed me. Porn wants me to harm myself. Porn ruined my life..

by dearuri. October 10, 2022

porn

this isnt porn hub you horny freaky fuck.

go beat your two inch pecker to your mom or sumn. :)

“imma go watch porn”

“stfu up you horny freaky fuck what you gon beat your stampede chode”

by 𝖘𝖎𝖓 December 4, 2020

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024