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Orange County Mom
A stereotypical soccer mom residing in Orange County, California that drives a huge SUV, and has children with pretentious hipster names like Keaton, Colton, and Tiffany. She drives her children in an expensive gas-wasting SUV, and Their SUV's have stickers like "War Is Not the Answer" or "United We Stand", although they consistently vote republican. She does not have a job and spends most of the day at the beauty salon or buying useless shit at the shopping mall with his husband's money, who is usually never home.
That Mercedes Benz SUV, who cut me off and ran a red light while drinking a Starbucks Latte, is a Orange County Mom.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
Orange County Mom by partyrockstar222 April 27, 2016
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Taco Bell Mom (TBM)
A Taco Bell Mom or TBM is a mom hitting on another mom's husband inside of taco bell.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
Taco Bell Mom (TBM) by Breejock October 23, 2007
Oklahoma Mom
A woman who had a hopeful looking future but was too lazy to go any futher with her studies. She then becomes a prostitiute in hope for money, spends her hard earned prostitution money on booze and cigarettes. She finds she has a child to an unknown man from prostitution. Her life is then taken up by having loads of children to earn her money from the government. She has more than 10 children and maybe even a foetus library.
Oklahoma Mom by Kromyan October 9, 2009
bonus mom
what hoes who be stealing fathers away from children/husbands from their wives be calling themselves to make their stupid selves feel better
1) Leann Rimes, instead of just tweeting a Happy Mother's Day wish; just had to prove once again what a ho she was by calling herself a "bonus mom"
"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."
2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?
"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."
2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?