...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
Ugly beyond reproach.
Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)
A girl who has a reputation for having sexual intercourse with lots of men and occasionally women, who are known to be diseased and not sexalicious, to the extent that venereal diseases jump onto nearby persons when they come within a five foot radius of the girl.
Hard was hoochin like Megan in the law school, trying to find a rich man to gold dig off of. Because of Hard's hoochin like Megan, Adam ended up contracting syphilis and gonorrhea when he walked past her.
A term used to emphasise or say something, followed by a short pause or spoken comma. Often used in conjuction with the term "Whatever"
(Each part of the sentence must be spoken as a question).
"So Corey and I went to the movies, and he was so like all over me, and I was so like get off me, and he was so like stop being so frigid, and i was so like whatever, and so I so like got up and left"
The uncooked bread got sick of walking around the bakery with all the other delicious, already-cooked breads, so he decided to bake like a challah and leaven.
To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.