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high off of life 

1. When someone is too poor to get drugs, so they go out and pretend they're on drugs instead.

2. Normally said by a sxe kid who doesn't do drugs, so they go around flaunting that they're "high off of life"

3. When your life is so fucking awesome that you don't need drugs to make you happy.
1. Guy1: Wtf is wrong with you, are you rolling or something?
Guy2: I wish, dude! I haven't thizzed in months! I've just been so high off of life.

2. Sxe Kid: I don't need drugs to get high! I'M HIGH OFF OF LIFE!!
Junkie: Stfu you fag.

3. Kid: My life is so great I don't need your shitty weed! I'm high off of life.
high off of life by monsterrr October 22, 2008
Someone who has none or very little (social) life outside of the internet and/or video games.
"Marcia doesn't have any friends irl. She's a total no-life."
No-life by Davidzi October 27, 2007

Living My Best Life 

Usually people have specific conditions under which they would like to live, and have specific goals they want to achieve for that to happen. For example, losing weight, getting fit, being debt-free, having a good romantic relationship, being a home owner, being able to travel whenever they want without being tied to a regular job. Any of those would probably be among the list of things that make an "ideal life" for most people. "Living your best life" means living under the conditions you consider to be ideal for you, or that you're at least satisfied with your progress towards meeting said conditions. It does not imply that anyone living their best life is free of stress or any emotional turmoil in their life, since that's a part of everybody's life regardless of the living conditions one is under.
"Once I pay off my mortgage, I'm going to start living my best life."

"I'm living my best life since I became a digital nomad, and now I'm able to live wherever I want."
Living My Best Life by Elenya September 8, 2021

have a nice life 

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

Pussy life support system 

A woman. That's about it. A woman.
I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.

fail at life 

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!
fail at life by anonymous March 20, 2005