Chocolate Jesus

Other than the name of the Tom Waits song a chocolate Jesus is the sexual act of shitting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later.

I tried the Chocolate Jesus on Carol the other day and I went to the tomb and the stone was still there. I guess she isn't a Choclate Jesus.

Chocolate Jesus by Captain Donald November 1, 2010

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hockey jesus

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

hockey jesus by fg8338 April 16, 2008

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CoD Jesus

Somebody who plays Call of Duty at an otherwordly level.

CoD Jesus - Red and his P90

CoD Jesus by aga33 November 12, 2009

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Sex Jesus

Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.

Alexis is a sex jesus. i must marry this girl.

Sex Jesus by daemondreams October 19, 2010