Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name

"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"

by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023

Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.

He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.

by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024