duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

Ducking

Like, "Fucking," but with ducks. Likely used accidentally when using an iPhone to type, "Fucking."

I am so ducking awesome.

by MattyIce7 October 29, 2017

Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009

Duck

A warm blooded vertebrate. Mammal. Males have a pretty black color with a green swirl under their tail feathers and white underneath. Females have a tan color with minute (tiny) black spots all over their feathers. They most likely will have orange bills,and their teeth feel and look like sandpaper. Their feet may be a dissolved colored orange, or solid orange.

1.) Look at that duck !
2.) A duck is my favorite animal .
3.) There is a duck sitting over there by the water.

by I do edits on youtube TwT September 1, 2020

red duck

someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis

bitch wanna red duck

by uncleryancurran July 24, 2016

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020

good day to be a duck

Its raining outside “good day to be a duck”

P1- “what’s the weather like outside”

P2 - “good day to be a duck it’s as wet as fuck”

by Ansega64 November 22, 2021