Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested

Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him

by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017

Freaky chris

when Christopher daniel Margene gets a bit to freaky~

Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?

Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!

by Dodfop July 31, 2024

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020

chris o

a tall useless nigga, he thinks he funny but he not, nigga pull no female

i wish i had your height chris o, i know im useless

by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021