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Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018
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Chris

Chris’s are humans that have the power to make you laugh during any time in the day. They always have greats amount of energy. When you need help they’ll always be there for you. They can get into deep conversations expressing every feeling they have. If you let them down they block you out. Chris likes to enjoy himself with songs and others company. They might not have much friends, but all they need are the ones dearest to them. These people are sympathetic and very outgoing on saying what’s on they’re mind. If you get them worked up they will get mad and fight. They have a temper on certain things, but can also take jokes. They are very set back, also being a sweet caring person. Attention can be something big to them especially when they value or gain your trust.
Chris, a person that is something
by Biggdaddyyymommy555 February 29, 2020
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Chris

Chris is super funny. Chris has really good style. Chris dyes their hair pretty often. Chris is a very good friend. Chris is also quite flirty. And Chris always likes to party.
“Is that a Chris? Those are so cool

“Yes that’s a Chris. They’re not for sale
by momsteachsex November 23, 2021
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Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".
John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.
by cpeasy December 9, 2024
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Chris

Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that
Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.

Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless
by Randomguygenius November 22, 2021
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Chris

chris is someone who sits next to me in technology. he has a weird obssesion with dinosaurs and king julien
chris wont shut up about jurassic park please help-
(im joking lmao chris is cool-)
by Giygig! June 8, 2022
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