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american ape

A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.

Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
by Jared Mayflower November 28, 2017
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African-American

A term wrongfully used to describe Black (Eumelanated) Americans. Black Americans are not from Africa, they are in fact the original Americans. If the original American can adopt the title of a foreigner and disassociate themselves from their true ancestors, the land and resources they’re due to inherit are much easier to be taken.
The African-American has been created to destroy his/her actual heritage.
by Lyte Bulb August 30, 2019
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american style dating

She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.
by fluffy7 April 13, 2014
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American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.
The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.
by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023
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American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
by anonymous February 13, 2024
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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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American Eagle

When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.
"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"
by 50_shades_of_love August 8, 2016
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