Poo poo heavy

A phrase to make a child mad

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 February 2, 2018

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time

bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)

by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024

poo

it’s edible and it’s delicious

“hey want some poo I just cranked a stinker”
“of course. is it fresh doe???”

by pooslingerpooeater July 12, 2020

pig poo team elf

Big booth milf

Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021

Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.

Man that poo fart was nasty!

by Tall Tony March 20, 2025

Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect

Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016