top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around

Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf

by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022

Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Top G

sigma male

this man is a Top G

by uzer2lope September 15, 2022

the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york

Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman

by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015

The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse’

Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet

by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016