Carl woke up sporting BreakfastMeat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.
when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!
See also:
stroking the sausage whacking the mole petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut