Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Boner Bag

A male condom

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.

by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear

I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner

by spacedolfin August 5, 2024