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I don't reary know. I'd take the L on it if they could pronounce it
by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018
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Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue
I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass
by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018
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- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 28, 2020
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