Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing April 28, 2018

Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.

"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"

by cwright9 July 29, 2015

Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.

Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek

by CallMeSAMURAI March 06, 2021

Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.

Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!

by Psycho_poet 89 December 17, 2017

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap April 03, 2016