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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018
mugGet the tactical bonermug.

Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of
*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her
by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner
I am in a very bonerable position right now
by bonerable March 29, 2019
mugGet the bonerablemug.

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.
You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?
by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018
mugGet the gamer bonermug.

Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.
Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.
by Jean Nate August 5, 2011
mugGet the Boner Wreckermug.

Throner Boner

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.
by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019
mugGet the Throner Bonermug.

hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically
Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him
by aoba ★ February 28, 2024
mugGet the hate bonermug.

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