black show

to get so drunk that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Friend: Joshua was black show last night eh
Other black show friend: Joshua was here last night?

by xyz69 May 24, 2020

black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

Black Mudpunch

When you take a shit in a sock and swing it around like a slingshot and whack your friend or foe in the face.

Scotty: "Duude Farris got Black Mudpunched last night at the campout".

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Black Flash

A black man with premature ejaculation

Bobby: "you hear about Tyrone?"
Brock: "yeah he's got the black flash"

by CoochieEnthusiast March 6, 2021

blameless blacks

when black people don’t harm legislators and don’t cause civil unrest according to stats.

The blameless blacks supported all lives matters.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Black Sabbath

A black person who practices Judaism.

If you see a gathering of black people praying at a Synagogue, is it a Black Sabbath?

by -anonymous15 October 22, 2018