Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is

Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.

by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

Bird

A Ignorant ,agitating annoying person.

Bro your such a fucking bird . You a bird if you can't open a door.

by Tall nigga18 October 13, 2016

Birds

A kilo(s) of cocaine.

2 chainz raps about slanging birds. "Everything that I got I got from slanging birds"-2chainz

by Maark Black March 18, 2014

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023