This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
by AinstuLive October 01, 2023
A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.
in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
by jukebox427 June 08, 2024
A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 16, 2024
by MrJizzShirt August 09, 2021
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 07, 2014
An Amazing person with a golden Heart. Also known as Mad Mad or Maddie (my personal favorite), she is absolutely stunning, and I'm not sure she knows how much she is but she's really gorgeous fr. She has a great personality and being around her is so beneficent. She is extremely gentle and caring, which are the best quality in a person. If she's your best friend, let me tell you that you're are blessed and you should never let her go. Also, she has great taste in music, and her makeups are absolutely incredible !!! Like so pretty, she's so talented !
Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.
Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.
My best friend is Madeline J, i love her
by nam_on April 12, 2022