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Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.
I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!
by beatmastabill May 29, 2020
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Girl brain

Is sex is separate from gender, then...
Hym "How do you have a 'girl brain?' Because if your sex is male, then, your brain is male and if you don't believe in God you don't have a soul so it isn't that either... How do you have a 'girl brain?' 'Woman' would be how you identify but, anatomically it would be male. Back to Destiny's point about brain swapping... You would then have a male brain in a female body and would, therefore, be a Female Trans-Woman. As opposed to a Male Trans-Woman or a Female Woman. And how are intersex not the exact opposite of trans? Ok. I'll stop."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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Dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024
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Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020
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zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
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