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New Jersey 

A state that has some nice area's such as Princeton, however it also is the spawning ground for bad accents and poor drivers(Leonia to the Jersey Shore). Although New Jersey might think they are the leaders of the Tri-state, the fact is they are no more then a shadow being cast from the greatest city and one of the three best states on earth (New York, Florida and California). Without New York New Jersey would cease to have any relevance in this country what so ever. New Jersey Pails in Comparison to it's big brother New York, regardless of how it may defend it self.
New Jersey boasts some celebs but the fact NY has about 10 fold or more.

New Jersey has high end area's such Princeton and other nice venues. New York has all of Long Island, Weschester and the exclusive Bay/harbor areas of Long Islands Elite.

New Jersey has cities such as Newark and Atlantic City for entertainment. New York has the Epicenter of the cultural world, New York City.

New Jersey has it's infamous Jersey shore while New York has it's Elite Hamptons.

People who travel to the United States to visit do not come to see New Jersey, they come to see the Big Apple or the NYC.
New Jersey by Sphinx Seven March 2, 2009
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New York Yankee

Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl must take a bagel, put the man's semen on it and eat it.
Yo, this girl gave me and my buddy a New York Yankee earlier!
New York Yankee by steve beekins November 21, 2006

New Jack 

Term used to define a new Corrections Officer, usually a rookie.
Yo that dude is a new jack, he don't know shizat.
New Jack by thedarm May 7, 2008

new orleans 

1. A city destroyed by a hurricane, then its survivors abandonned by the Bush Administration, too busy congratulating itself on how well the disaster is being handled.
2. What will happen to any other Amertican city after all the well-off and white leave.
1."New Orleans is fucked."
2."Damn, The Crescent in the ROC looks like New Orleans without the water."
new orleans by Ontarius September 22, 2005

New Orleans 

Now a flooded, uninhabitable shithole as a result of Hurricane Katrina... the guy who thought building a below sea level city between two large bodies of water was a good idea deserves to have his dick sawn off by papercuts.
The smell within the New Orleans Superdome will knock you out in 5 seconds flat...
New Orleans by wut the hell happened? September 22, 2005

new hope 

new hope is a place where over spolied children, children with gay parents, and rich snobs live. There is also regular kids who werent born into the culture of new hope just brought in they are normal such as my self. The only thing to do in this tourist populated area is to make fun of the tourists go shoppin and eat and for the other kids smoke pot drive drink have sex and do wht eva they want. New hope gay attraction and hiustorical refreces attact a different crowd of people and if you go to new hope you can tell who has lived in new hope and who is vivssting usually by their rude comment of the tourists not sayin its a bad thing thts all u cna do down here at least thts wht i do and fish
old folks home is one wat to relate new hope to sumthing vboring n fuill of old ppl
new hope by labo September 19, 2005

New orleans saints 

Undeserving football 2009 super bowl champions team filled with a bunch of fucking assholes who think they are good, like Reggie Bush(when he was on the team).
They won a super bowl in 2009 because the league gave it to them. Yeah I can build up a shitty team to within my city and win a Super bowl if the league gives it to me. The league thought that because of hurricane Katrina, The New Orleans Saints should get a super bowl to help rebuild the city. even though those assholes still haven't done a damn thing to rebuild they're city. The saints are byfar the most hated team in America after they were given that superbowl. Anybody who watched the NFC championship game in 2009 knows damn well that that game was rigged.
John: The New Orleans Saints are complete assholes

bandwagon: NO THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM CUZ THEY WON THE SUPERBOWL!

John: fuck off they suck.
New orleans saints by suckitasshole December 27, 2011