Alfie Levy

A fucking incel whose nan lives in cornice cleaning. He likes it up the ass and has a fat crush on lauran cobb. He’s a mega homosexual and likes gooning too big burly black men

“Hey bro did you see Alfie Levy is being railed by a black man?”

by Dinis crust December 23, 2025

Stress Level Zero

Stress Level Zero is an indie VR studio, founded in 2014, by Brandon Laatsch and Alex Knoll, and are responsible for VR titles such as Hover Junkers, Duck Season, Boneworks and their latest release, Bonelab.

"man, remind me again, what studio made thos totally tubular VR games"

"oh dude, its Stress Level Zero"

by NOTFordBoneworks December 27, 2025

Hanita's Level

In exactly 24 years, Diego Hernan Rovillard will reach Hanita's ulitmate level, in which he will feel feelings indescribable, at this level he will finally be able to attempt to be as awesome and as incredible as the great and powerful Hanita Kargaran. Until then he is nothing but a tiny dust spec :D

approx. 24 years to be completed before reaching the higher intellectual and powerful Hanita's Level level :)

YES DIEGO, WRITE THIS DOWN!

by Sweet22Sugars January 14, 2011

Pulled a Levante

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.

John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'

by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011

the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012

On that level

High or intoxicated, and ready to have sex.

Shorty was on that level at the club and was wanting to go in the bathroom with me.

by water.wet69 May 19, 2015

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015