Emo Jesus 

Emo-Jesus has straight long black hair and a pouty face.
He thinks he is holy and better than everybody else.

Look! Theres Emo Jesus

Emo Jesus by Frankston Kern March 25, 2007

for Jesus

A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).

Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.

Vivica A. Fox: "Now. That runway? She was padded for Jesus! Gorgeous!"

for Jesus by beautyfacerealness May 14, 2016

demon jesus

the shadow you see behind a statue of jesus on a big pink church at night in down town flagstaff arizona

"see that shadow"
"dude it looks like a demon jesus"

demon jesus by j.a.cob October 22, 2006

pegleg jesus 

a trick that is done on a skateboard. and its pretty much amazing, it a combination of A 50- 50 grind one footed and a five-O grind wile in a cross pose(arms out)

the fucking dude kickflips on to the rail and wips out a pegleg jesus then 360 flips off wile being a fucking amazing skater.

pegleg jesus by sexy toes jerry June 23, 2009

Moneyfucker Jesus 

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem 

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??

big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem by michael foolsley September 5, 2011

Emo Jesus 

A god among us he controls your sorrows and hell. He lives in California looks stoned all the time and plays zelda.

Emo Jesus interfered and our relationship is over, now I feel like becoming emo!

Emo Jesus by Nott Nott October 10, 2008