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Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.
Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."
by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017
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gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers
My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “
by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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Italian Pocket

When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta
I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket
by Xanessa July 17, 2024
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hairy pocket

Howabout that hairy pocket tho
by notAllNames November 28, 2017
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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