Brain

The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.

A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.

by Pinky loves Brain December 16, 2008

right-brain luring

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.

The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Thin Brains

Someone who is unintelligent and/or cannot comprehend complex situations

He has thin brains becuase he cannot comprehend that Atlanta is more than a place on the map.

by jondich March 24, 2024

Serf Brain

when a low income person supports the growth of billionaires, common amongst conservative voters everywhere

republicans voted to end "death tax" cause they all have serf brain

by greenrush1234 October 10, 2022

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.

by violet_dragon August 17, 2011

Stupid brain

when your brain tells you things that aren't true

"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."

by KittyCatDes January 6, 2025