Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

Pickled Eggs

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.

She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces

Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg

by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019