boner yogurt

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?
by cuteface932 September 08, 2015
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 07, 2013
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 15, 2020
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chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
by Shaggy_Surpeme February 06, 2019
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Skin boners

tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.
Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.
by Jasmine9292 November 27, 2019
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Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020
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science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner
by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016
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