Lady boner

Comes from a robbie

I have a lady boner

by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018

Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot

My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.

Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

by Tiger master January 6, 2023