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Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
by anoteatatime January 19, 2015
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Giggle Boner

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
by Daddysocks19 August 3, 2024
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Boner Monkey

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
by Sindal January 16, 2025
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demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"
by Poomah May 9, 2018
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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 7, 2025
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floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013
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