Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person
by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018
Get the Brain drainmug. People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
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