faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Egg Sherean

Meowmids idol

Why does meowmid simp for egg sherean

by Meowmidhater April 20, 2022

eggs

the most popular child to eat

Person1:hey what are you eating?
Person2:eggs

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020

deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

Army of eggs

When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.

James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.

by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018

Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl

A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.

I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!

by CheesyDinos December 3, 2023