Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic by presleyg July 28, 2006

Talk the Talk 

Talk the Talk means to talk honestly about something yourself. Someone that talks the talk talks with integrity, honesty,loyalty, and love.

Walking to church Sheila said to Britta-"Talk the Talk yourself! You can't say that about her and then turn around and say the opposite! Talk the Talk!!

Talk the Talk by myra jane nelson January 17, 2010

flushing the toilet 

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.

My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.

flushing the toilet by 3o8 June 9, 2009

Off the top 

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

Off the top by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

the treasure chest 

A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!

the treasure chest by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005

The Tortoise 

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

The Tortoise by John Detlor March 20, 2009

The Trail of Tears 

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

The Trail of Tears by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009