Turkey Trot Trump Towers 

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.

Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!

Turkey Trot Trump Towers by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Donald Trump Jr 

The act of intermittently squirting little blasts of tainted cauliflower induced diarrhea onto a woman's face while she toung fucks your asshole for six hours. And then making a "Shroud of Turin" style impression of the aftermath to be framed and hung in the study as a receipt.

Steve has really been crushing his Donald Trump Jrs lately. His latest work it reminiscent of early Jackson Pollock.

Donald Trump Jr by Gavrilo'sCheeseSandwich January 22, 2019

mcdonald trump 

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.

If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.

mcdonald trump by ManMan36 May 10, 2016

Donald trump 

Billionaire that is a candidate for president has been in many films movies over the year and has a couple memes about him like a small loan of a million dollars

Donald trump said he had a small loan of a million dollars.

Donald trump by RussianCitizen May 25, 2016

Donald j trump 

A fucking asshole

Hey did u hear about donald j trump

Yeah hes a bitch

Donald j trump by Dig ass bitties November 1, 2020

Adolf Trump 

The ultimate goal of Donald Trump is to be recognized as Adolf Trump. That's why he says all that bullshit. No white bitch could ever think that way unless retard levels were above Ethan Bradberry's voice pitch.

Thin line between evil and insane.

Random delusional person: Bro, I just ate the grilled stuffed burrito the Taco Bell employee recommended me!

Random mexican scum: Dude, you just got Adolf Trumped. I don't know if that fucker was evil or just the Retard Lord.
The delusional guy: Oh shit, my poor ass can't handle this bullshit. Gotta deport all mexicans because of their crappy ass food.

Adolf Trump by vapenaysh August 2, 2016

DONALD TRUMP 

Worst president in the history of the world. The guy got us out of the Paris Accord, the guy who was too scared to stand up to covid, the guy who separated children from their parents, and soon, a former president. The only thing he's good at is firing people.

DONALD TRUMP IS BAD AND HE IS SO STUPID LOL XD HA HA NOOB

DONALD TRUMP by CatMan3 November 19, 2020