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The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum
by theFANUM February 17, 2021
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Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.
"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."
by Angry Larry March 12, 2023
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Old Head

I just sucked some dick son turn on Sanford and son I'ma old head
by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023
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Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018
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Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.
by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022
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Old friends day!

On the 28th of November each year, you will get the chance to remember all the friends that you've met in the past that had no toxic relationships with you, and who spent a long time with you as friends. These friends can be remembered as online friends or IRL friends. They can be remembered in any way you like.

Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.
"Woah! It's Old friends day!"

"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"

"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."

"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."

"Yeah, like that."
by MYZT1C November 26, 2022
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
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