Definitions by Tman27

chris church 

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

chris church by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Old balls 

When your old and your balls hang very low almost to the point where they drag on the floor.

Many people call Scott old balls

Old balls by Tman27 April 13, 2019