we did yer mom 

something to say at school when someone who was absent asks what we did yesterday.

dougal:hey what did we do yesterday?
Me:we did yer mom yeah she was pretty amazing i must say.

we did yer mom by ben derover October 27, 2007

Bennett's mom 

A wonderful piece of ass!

I banged Bennett's mom last night, it was amazing!

Bennett's mom by DaTruNigha April 22, 2014

Main Line Mom 

These fuckers make driving through the Main Line hell. Usually 40-60 years of age and have multiple children. All of them have the trashiest Philly accent you will ever witness and if you are at a stop light and you aren't driving 0.00000000000001 seconds after it turns green they will honk and scream at you from their Subaru SUV until you move, and will most likely try to cut you off even if they aren't going in your direction.

Main Line Mom: *honks car* Fucking move cunt! My daughter has a dance recital in fifteen minutes and you're making me late!
Me: Fuck off cunt!
Her Children: Ooooooooooooooooooooh

Main Line Mom by WhereIsTheClorox September 25, 2017

Dumb-Mom Syndrome 

A psycho-physiological condition in pregnant women who are pregnant with female fetuses!

An 18-months' study carried out by Simon Fraser University show that women with girls 'inside' them, tend to be more forgetful with frequent memory-lapses than those carrying boys.

Might be the T (testosterone) secretion surge in the sex-determenant early stages of fetal development within 1 week of implantaion?

Dumb-Mom Syndrome, or 'dumb mom' for short.

Dumb-Mom Syndrome by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

reza joon mom 

gypsy eyebrow painter mail thief.

yo, reza joon mom stole my petra

reza joon mom by babyrazor July 20, 2003

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

the soccer mom by schvety_balls April 6, 2016

step mom 

The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.

I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.

step mom by Byteme June 25, 2004