D-lamac cookie 

During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.

The man enjoys giving d-lamac cookies to his wife before they go to sleep

D-lamac cookie by southiekid March 25, 2009

:D 8-- 

It stands for a feeling of overwhelming happieness and the pleasure of having male genetalia.

after a cod4 match

"I just won a free for all and I have a penis!"

can be replaced with

":D 8--"

:D 8-- by 119-Raymond July 7, 2009

d_shiznit 

used whenever you like a song, video, or anything awesome you see now-a-days to explain the fact that thing is awesome and you dont feel like typing or talking alot. derived from an PSN username found by playing over 13 hours of non-stop Nazi Zombies.

asher roth - bad day <-- d_shiznit

d_shiznit by steezie44 August 14, 2009

D-A

Drugs-Allowed or Available

Ex 1
Person 1: "Yooo Jordyn is having a party..D-A!"

Person 2: "Really man? I'm so there! It's gonna be mad fun and everyone will be Shwasted"

Ex 2
Person 1: "Come to my house"
Person 2: "D-A?"
Person 1: "Not this time"
Person 2: "Then no."

D-A by herrrrr:) November 15, 2010

D-pression 

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.

Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.

D-pression by rainbowbunnyface June 11, 2011

D.L.L.R. Syndrome 

(Desire to Love and be Loved to Return SYNDROME)
someone who loves to be loved... or rather he/she needs to be shown instead told that he/she is loved

some girls (or boys) have D.L.L.R. Syndrome becuase they are brats

girl:*I wish someone would show me love by giving me flowers or something instead being told "i love u"*
boy:*walks up and gives flowers*Here i got these for you.
girl:OH thank you i love you so much!*hug*
boy:*man i wish she'd show ME some love in bed*

D.L.L.R. Syndrome by animefreak25 November 22, 2011

D.A.F.S. 

Day After Fucking Soreness.

Man I got a bad case of the D.A.F.S.

I was rode so hard last night, she gave me the Dafs.

D.A.F.S. by LucasBoss April 12, 2013