Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg

Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!

by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet

'still cis tho' -egg

by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016