Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

eat this denziel

In other words eat this black denziel washington dick.

Eat this denziel nigga bitch.

by MasterLopes October 25, 2018

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Go eat some

if someone’s being “gay” or beggish.

“i dont like your feet”

“Go eat some”

by jojojojosewer April 12, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

Eat kelp

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021