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tosh told me to go back to bed 

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup
"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.
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Shut up and give me my computer back 

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

♪ We'll Be Right Back ♪

A "meme" that I can't stand
Someone Dies ..... ♪ We'll Be Right Back

Leng ting with a fat back 

The best phrase ever its a mad ting ennit bossman tbf boss spud on that drilla

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac 

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

be right back 

I will return at some random point you are unable to predict... it could be as long as an hour :-P
I'll be right back!
be right back by Jenna :) April 14, 2004

Silver Back 

Slang term for a very large "ape like" black male.
Dude, check out that silver back. I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.
Silver Back by Recon1172 May 28, 2005