An "Old Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female over 50 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, homophobic, and often racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. If this type of person has daughters they usually become "New Karens".
Old Karen didn't want a family from Africa moving into her gated community solely for racist reasons, so she devised a plan to have their application rejected.
by pfalls June 16, 2022
A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.
Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
by Crabcate January 25, 2017
The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 08, 2012
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?
1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol
Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?
Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?
OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?
Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?
OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021
A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.
These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.
Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024