nut sandwich

when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.

After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.

by obey my dog February 4, 2009

drop the nut

Headbut

Give me back my curly wurly before I drop the nut on you... my good man.

by The Guffer July 17, 2003

Butt-Nut

Butt-Nut is when a male wipes his balls and then his anus.. He then smells it, making two steps one. (Yes ladies guys actually sniff their balls. That tells us wether or not we need to shower.)

Jarred felt lilke he needed to shower so he smelt his Butt-Nut, and decided he could wait another week or two.

by Randy B. December 21, 2010

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

deez nuts

Australian hardcore band.

Tonight we're going to deez nuts .

by Sam Alexander March 30, 2008

get nut

get nut can mean go screw yourself, F off, or kill yourself. This phrase is typically used when someone is making you angry, and you want them to die.

Riley: yo bro, look under there.
Will: under were?
Riley: Hah! you said underwear!
Will: get nut.

by smackdaddy25 June 22, 2017

Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 4, 2015