butt-nut

One who is nuts for butts, that is, an anal sex enthusiast. Can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.

Remember that girl I started hooking up with at the party? Turns out she's a total butt-nut. Fortunately, she's really anal about personal hygiene.

by Vulgaris Tunge April 1, 2005

Butt-Nut

a nut that sometimes comes out of your butt. perhaps after a raging party, or something.

Ashaya: Awh man, last night was awesome!

Skylar: I Know right? There's one disadvantage to partying too hard.

Ashaya: Oh yeah? Whats the disadvantage?

Skylar: Butt-Nuts. =\ Came out this morning, what the hell did we even do last night?

Ashaya: Not sure, musta been good though.

by causeeveryothernameistaken April 24, 2010

butt-nut

1. an abnormality of a hermaphodite, that has a testicle growing out of their anus.

Hey, Look at that guy in the thong! Is that a bad case of hemmroides or what?
No, It just has a butt-nut.

by uglyman February 15, 2005

butt-nut

When a man cums in someone's anus

I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.

by knowledge is power February 17, 2005

Butt-Nut

Butt-Nut is when a male wipes his balls and then his anus.. He then smells it, making two steps one. (Yes ladies guys actually sniff their balls. That tells us wether or not we need to shower.)

Jarred felt lilke he needed to shower so he smelt his Butt-Nut, and decided he could wait another week or two.

by Randy B. December 21, 2010

butt-nut

the clumps of human excrement found on arse hairs. they cling to the hairs forming clumps,known as butt nuts. they occur when the bumhole has not been properly wiped with toilet paper.

oh no i have got a load of dried shit around my arse, they are sticking to my arse hairs. i hate butt-nuts!

by Mr Frumley November 3, 2006

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 24, 2003