Jesus fridge

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Jesus

*Fly hacks enabled*

people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER

by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023

The Jesus

What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.

Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!

by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023

jesus

not real

jesus died lol

by why is every thing taken April 16, 2023

Jesus

The most popular power bottom of all time!

“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).

by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023

harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.

Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh

by anonymous April 25, 2023